AAAAAAAAAAAAH KRIIIIISTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!! see, i knew you wouldn't be able to resist the lure of prezzies, especially if you were stuck in one place for too long. hahahahahaha!!!! glad you liked my little bag of funnies, you were right it is a no-brainer to give you loadsa paper. I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!!! you should write us... then scan it on the computer and email it to us!!!!! wouldn't that be fun!?!?!? hahahahahahahahahaha!!! and OF COURSE i was paid to write you nice things, duh. sorry im super swamped with work and that's why i was only able to write you something just now. i miss you too dear!! come back soon so we can give you a proper "bar tour" like your mom says we should have done. i swear filipino isn't as tough to learn as you think it is, because when you start living here, you'll unconsciously start to pick it up, esp if you have to live with us, just so we don't accidentally on purpose sell you to that horrid man across the street with bad breath and permanent drool on his chin. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha
bring boooooooooogADI the next time you come back, im sure he'll love it here (and us) more than there (and you). i didn't actually tell you this, but before you guys left he was pleading with me to kidnap him already just so he won't have to leave us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
